Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 210 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (160/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find the Septic Sword!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/175 points)
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
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You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/245 points)
took everything you could at the beginning
melted an object
left room for the first time
read all articles
tried again after initial sequence failure
got the order of melting and tiles wrong
found a way of leaving the room
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get punched by a banana
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)